tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via trust)

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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So what you’re saying is, she closes both eyes?

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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via fruitcrocs)

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

(via pokememoan)

perks-of-being-chinese:

the iphone 5/5s looks so much better than the iphone 6 imo

(via trust)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(Source: seedy, via fruitcrocs)

twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

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